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Design your own regret calculator

How Many More TimesDesign a regret calculator that's only yours

Only you know the thing you'd miss most.

Making dumplings with Grandma, fishing with Dad, the weekly call with Mom — none of these are in any ready-made calculator. Name the thing, set how often it happens, and see how many times are left. Send your calculator to anyone and they can try their own.

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② Calculate
How many more times can I make dumplings with Grandma?
10more times

At 1 a year, you can make dumplings with Grandma 10 more times. What limits you isn't your time. It's Grandma's.

10years left together
1times a year
365days between each
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How it works

Design a regret calculator that's only yours

  • Times left = times a year × years left.
  • Years left = years until the age you count to; if you add their age, it's whichever of you runs out first.
  • The share link only carries the calculator you designed — never anyone's age.
Why count this

The things we'd miss most are always small

Dumplings with Grandma, fishing with Dad, the weekly call — they're in no calculator, because they belong only to you. Design it, run it once, and you'll see how precious it is.

How many more times?

The writer Paul Bowles has a passage that people quote at each other in their thirties, usually late at night. The gist is that we treat the events of our lives as limitless when in fact each one will happen a small, countable number of times, and we do not know the number.

He is talking about watching the full moon rise. But the structure of the observation applies to nearly everything, which is why it stays with people: how many more times will you swim in the sea, hear your name called across a room by that particular voice, sit in your grandmother's kitchen. You do not know. You have assumed the answer is plenty, because the alternative assumption is not comfortable to carry around.

The last time looks exactly like all the others

This is the whole difficulty. Firsts announce themselves. First day of school, first flat, first time someone said the thing back to you. We photograph them.

Lasts arrive in disguise. The last time your grandfather told a story you had heard before. The last time your old group of friends were all in one room without it being organised months ahead. The last time you drove down the road you grew up on and it still looked like itself.

Every one of those had a specific date, and you were there, and you were probably thinking about something else. That is not carelessness. There is no way to live while treating every event as potentially final — it would be unbearable and you would get nothing done. But between that and the way most of us operate, which is to assume everything renews indefinitely, there is a middle position, and the middle position is just occasionally doing the arithmetic.

Build your own counter

The standard calculators cover the obvious cases: parents, children, seasons, the dog. They cover them because those are the ones that apply to almost everybody.

But the thing that actually has a small number attached to it, for you specifically, is probably not on that list. It might be your brother, who lives in another country and whom you see at weddings and funerals. It might be your oldest friend, the one you speak to twice a year and would take a bullet for. It might be a place: the house that will be sold when your parents move, the café that is being turned into a bank, the walk you can only do while your knees hold.

So make one. Pick the person or the thing, pick the unit — visits, calls, summers, dinners — and pick how often it currently happens. The arithmetic is trivial. The output is not.

What the number is actually for

Two things, and they pull in opposite directions, which is why the exercise is worth doing at all.

The first is urgency. Some numbers come out small enough that they demand a response this month. If you see your brother twice a year and your parents are the reason you both come home, that number has a shorter horizon than you were assuming.

The second is the opposite, and people do not expect it: some numbers come out large, and the largeness is a relief and an instruction. If you work out that you will likely have four hundred more dinners with your partner in the next decade, the correct response is not urgency. It is to stop treating each one as insignificant filler between the important parts. Four hundred is a lot. Four hundred is also, definitively, not infinite, and a decade from now you will have spent them.

Say the number out loud to someone

This is the part that changes behaviour, and it is the part people skip.

A number you keep to yourself is a feeling. A number you say to the person it is about becomes a plan. There is a difference between privately noticing that you have maybe thirty more visits with your oldest friend and sending him a message that says: I worked out we have about thirty of these left, so I am coming in March, pick a weekend.

The message is slightly embarrassing to send. Send it anyway. Nobody in the history of friendship has been annoyed to learn that someone did arithmetic about them.

One thing, this week

Make one counter. Give it the real name of a real person or a real place — not a category, a name. Look at what comes out.

Then take the smallest possible action that the number implies. Not a life change. A text message, a date in a calendar, a phone call that lasts nine minutes.

The moon will come up a limited number of times for you. You will not know which one is the last, and knowing would not help. What helps is remembering, a few times a year, that the number exists at all — and then going outside to look at it.

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What can I count with this?

Anything that happens on a schedule and will one day stop. Dinners with a friend who moved away, hikes with your father, full moons, visits home, the mornings your youngest still wants a lift to school. Set what it is, who it is with and how often, and the page does the rest.

How does it work out the number?

Times a year multiplied by the years left. If you add the other person's age it uses whichever of you runs out first — a thing you do with your grandmother is bounded by her life, not yours, and pretending otherwise would make the answer useless.

Why do these numbers come out so much smaller than expected?

Because frequency is the part people misjudge. Twice a year sounds like a habit. Over twenty years it is forty times. Most of what we think of as a standing part of our lives adds up, in total, to an afternoon's worth of afternoons.

Can I share the calculator I made?

Yes. The link carries the design — the thing, the name you typed, the frequency — so whoever opens it can put their own ages in and get their own answer. It does not carry your result or anybody's age.

Is any of this stored anywhere?

Not on a server; there is not one. What you build stays in your browser's storage on this device. If you want it somewhere safer, the site will write you a backup file to keep.

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